What I Meant to Say - Stupid Drivers

If you haven't already joined Chief's Hump Day Meme - get yer ass on over there & do it!

Why? Because it's awesome.

And all the cool kids are doing it.

Don't you want to be a cool kid?

There's Drinks & Cupcakes

(Ok, maybe not really...but it would be cool if there were!)

Now if that doesn't get you over there, IDK what will!

Now on to my What I meant to Say Post:

Went by a car dealership the other day just to look around when I saw a Motor Home pull up that looked like it was a set piece for the movie Twister.

(LOVE that movie)

I asked the salesmen what had happened to it...he told me that the driver decided to put it on cruise control and then walk to the make to make a sandwich. I just knodded and said "Wow...".

What I really meant to say was:

Ps. This may have offensive language - BEWARE

Are you fucking kidding me?! What genius puts his car on cruise control and then decides it is a GREAT IDEA to walk to the back and make a fucking turkey sandwich on Rye?! I mean really? It's not friggin Auto-Pilot you moron! That dumbass' licence should be revoked, like NOW! And never be allowed to ever get behind the wheel of a moving ANYTHING ever AGAIN!

I just want to get that guys address and call him a friggin idiot! He should have "I'm the biggest dumbass in the world" tattoo'd on his forehead.

Wow...Haha - I'm not sure I can beat this next week!

Isn't he the cutest?
Actually,
He kinda looks like the guy driving the motor home, I betchya!

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What I meant Say...

This is the second week of What I Meant To Say Wednesday over at Chiefs place! Get yer butt over there & join the fun! Or...or...I'm send this little guy to come see ya:

And no one wants to see a squirrel with a grenade launcher show up on their front door step!

To the boyfriend when asking if he could go out with his buddy last night

"Sure honey, have a good time, don't drink to much, I'll see you in the morning"

What I really meant to say

 "You better be home by 1am, If you have a buzz or smell bad- You're sleep on the couch, and if you EVEN think you're going to get some early morning nookie - you got another thing comin!!"

To the Bia who I spoke to about my credit card this morning:

So I can't close out this account? It hasn't be used in almost a year and it has no remaining balance! Fine, I'll just cut it up and throw away the card.

What I really meant to say:

Listen here you lazy, cunt. I know you can close out my account - you better do it before I get on the phone with your supervisor! I guarantee my account will be cancelled after I get done with him - and you may not have a job!

*that one was kinda harsh - sorry bout that*

To my new Assistant Manager:

Welcome to our store - I hope you like it! We are happy to have you! You did a great job at your old store.

What I really meant to say:

You do your thing and you let me do mine! I don't need someone breathing down my neck all day, you stay on your side of the floor & there won't be any problems! I don't need someone else on my case everyday - I've got customers for that. Besides - you're face reminds me of someone I strongly dislike. So watch out!

*for those of you who are new to my blog - I work for a cellphone carrier*

Wow I feel better already - Thanks Chief for letting me get that off my chest! :)

 I also want to make a quick shout out to some of my favorite blogs! You girls rock!

Cheif - for doing this awesome Carnival! & for rockin' socks!

Supah Mommy - for crackin mah shit up everytime I read her blog!

Princess - for awesome posts & planning out trip to Cabo *cheers*

Shell - You're hilarious! & brutally honest - I like that!

If you have a few moments - make sure to go & check out these girls blogs - they are truly great reads & I promise that you will love them!

PS. Make sure to go check out my giveaway! Ends on Saturday! Click Here to get taken to that post!

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