Embarrasing Story Numero Uno:
The sweet, not-so-innocent family (Mister Monster, Big Daddy & Myself) was on your average grocery trip - grabbing the necessities - and maybe a few fun extra's. Bid Daddy is pushing the cart with Mister Monster around the bubble bath area while I run to the make up dept to get more lipgloss when all of a sudden I hear "PENIS!!!!!" from a tiny little voice that sounds an awful lot like Mister Monster. I peek around the corner as Big Daddy is "Hugging" mister monster as to muffle his sounds. I look at Daddy and he is BEAT red but laughing hysterically. This older lady, probably 65ish in age, glares at us as she walks towards the pin up curlers. My face instantly started burning from embarrasment! What's worse was as we were checking out Mister Monster does it AGAIN! "PENIS!" and starts laughing about it. He think's its a game! Oh what a trip. I've decided from this time forward the Boys will be staying at home while I go grocery shopping!
Embarrasing Story Numero Dos:
A few summers ago a group of friends and myself went to the Lake for the weekened. With no kids present there was some alcohol flowing. Well after a few drinks and a sunny day on the lake I decided it was time to layout and grab some sun and take a little nap on the deck. I woke up a little while later to my friends shaking me and telling me it's time to head to the restraunt. As we walk into eat, I noticed a lot of strange faces and few snickers from my friends. I kept asking what was going on. After eating some dinner, I ran to the restroom before leaving. As I am washing my hands, I look up to see that I have a MUSTACHE on my face. A nice curly, old west cowboy, kind of mustache! I grab a papertowl and scrub it off. Face red and warm I walk back out to the table and everyone starts laughing hysterically. That's the last time I nap around my friends! I'm still trying to find a way for payback! Jerks. Haha!